If he had spoken of a village census in Little Dunthorpe, she might have shown some interest.
Like most essentially simple languages, that of the Bourkas could at times be oddly elusive.
On Pauls fourteenth birthday his father had given him a Red Devil condom in a foil envelope.
At least this doorway was wider - not much, but enough to make his passage less hair-raising.
I came in here a few days ago and youd managed to get into your wheelchair all by yourself!!
got that in spam today. raaaaaaaaaandom. especially the last line.
so let's see... it's almost 4am on a sunday morning.
news as of last update:
wait a tick...i'm single again! oh behave!! this has been for awhile but i never EVER update unless it's something stupid. if you want to know about it, IM me or something and i'll tell you the shittyness.
t-minus 13 days til college fucking graduation. i cannot believe how fast this semester went. ridiculous. and i can't believe that i'll be sitting at home feeling sorry for myself because i don't have friends that live at home.
okay so this is a sucky update because i feel like a piece of shit. SURPRISE.
You tell me that I make no difference
At least i'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
It's in my eyes
And it doesn't look that way to me